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2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you, and create new questions for the people you tag to answer.
3. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal
4. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
5. No tag backs.
6. No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You have to tag 10 people.
1. Who is your favorite pony? Obviously Vinyl Scratch
2. Would you subscribe to me on youtube? Only if you actually take effort to make stuff >.>
3. Should Derpy get her own episode? Sure, I'm ready for another shit storm!
4. Should Vinyl get her own episode? Debatable, I don't want them to fuck up the fanbase like they did by changing the eye color...
5. Is my OC Shadow awesome? No, cause every OC I make is awesomest OC in the universe :3
6. What is your favorite MLP episode? (any season) Party of One
7. Who is your least favorite pony? Twist
1. You see Fluttershy and you walk behind her and slap that big round juicy yellow buttox of hers. She lets out a yelp and turns to you. What do you say?
2.Twilight wants to conduct the human centipede experiment on you and two other 'candidates', but she lost her tweezers (These are important). Where did you see them last?
3. One day Rainbow Dash decided to piss from the top of her house. She knew this was forbidden by pegasus law, but she decided to fuck any kind of rules today because she was Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash doesn't give two shits about rules. So she took two shits right over the side of her cloud house. Little did Dash know, her house was located right above the Ponyville water tower and of all days to take a shit into the water tower it was the day that she had the runs. Dash knew she shouldn't have eaten that cupcake with spectra sauce on the side because it turned her blue star into a red lava vomiting anus dragon. Dash bit her bottom lip as the crap started sprayin' it felt like any minute now her anal cavity would prolapse and would need a doctor to put it back in her except he wouldn't be able to because it would be a molten rock. Rainbow started to tear up a little bit because of the shear pain of what was once lava has now solidified. It felt like someone was trying to drive a minivan out of her rectally. It finally plopped out of her and landed right into the water tower. Rainbow Dash sighed and wiped the sweat off of her forehead. She then went inside of her house to get a pack of ice to sooth her swollen rosebud.
Twilight Sparkle was faffing around on the ground side of Ponyville because she is not a pegasus and only pegasuses can fly. Twilight is a unicorn. She decided today would be a good day to drink some water from the water tower. It was really hot and the ponies haven't invented air conditioners yet. Twilight fiddled with the nozzle and got one big gulp of Rainbow's special spicy beef curry. She did not know it at first because water doesn't have any taste so she didn't expect it. She then noticed something funny about this water, it had taste! It didn't taste very good though and it had chunks in it so she spit it out and complained to the mayor.
Some time before Twilight had discovered the tainted water tower, Rarity was washing herself up in her shower. She had her eyes closed for this part because she was washing her mane. She began to smell something disgusting that nearly made her throw up. She thought that perhaps Opalescence dropped a deuce, but when she looked outside of the shower curtains Opal had passed out and died from the stench. Rarity shrieked extremely loud, but stopped instantly when she noticed something funny about the shower head. Anal muck had been seeping through the holes very slowly and the turds started to look like playdough. Rarity's breakfast soon filled the entire tub and she ran away screaming to the mayor.
On the farm at Sweet Apple Acre, the Apple family had just installed a new sprinkler system and wouldn't you know it, it was hooked up to the water tower in Ponyville. When Applejack turned on the sprinklers they did nothing. Applejack went to find the reason for the the problem. The sprinklers were stuck, so Applejack started to twist the ring to detach the nozzles from the hose. Time almost stopped as the moment that ring was removed and the hose exploded into a shit lasagna geyser. AJ tried to stop it, but it was moving around like a snake being tickled with a feather. When the hose finally stopped, Sweet Apple Acres looked like it was hit by a nuclear winter except instead of snow it was poop. Everything was a wreck, the plants were dead, the leaves on the apple trees had rotted off, the paint on the barn had peeled off, and Apple Bloom drowned in a puddle of the brown sauce. Applejack and the rest of her family stormed over to the mayor.
Many of the pissed off pony of Ponyville were in front of Mayor Mare's building. Mayor came out and announced that the police had found the culprit. It was non other than Rainbow Dash! Everyone gasped as they saw Rainbow come out of the mayor's house. The ponys all started to rush Rainbow Dash, but the police kept them away. Twilight came up and told something rational and really boring about friendship. Then Twilight asked Rainbow Dash what she had to say about the whole incident. Rainbow was not happy for a little bit, but then she finally smiled and looked into the crowd. She took a deep breath just so she could relax and get her mind straight before she spoke. After a silent 5 seconds she finally spoke,"Oopsie!". Everyone was silent. Ponys were starring at her in awe. Suddenly everyone started to laugh. Twilight and the other 4 of RD's friends all gave her a hug. Everyone forgave Rainbow Dash and went on with their normal lives.
Later that evening Rainbow wrote a letter to Princess Celestia. She told her what she learned about that day. She learned no pony can just shit freely. There is a code to shitting and when it's violated bad things may happen. One those that she learned was that she can't just shit when other ponies are around or else then won't like her. She also can't shit anywhere she wants because then is screws up with sanity and nature and stuff. Rainbow learned a very important lesson that day and shat happily ever after. Did you read the whole thing?
4. If you could date anypony who would it be?
5. Who is your favorite OC?
6. If you were visiting Equestria for a week what would you do?
7. If I asked you one more question what would it be?
The Lucky Victims:
(I think I picked you last time but I forget)
Nothing personal, just some people I wanted to get reactions out of :3.